Tupac has been staying at my house for the past couple of days....

He rang my door bell and was like, "Yo, I need a place to crash for a couple days."
I was like, "All right, come on in."
Then he said, "Yo, man, you got any drinks or anything? Like Coca-Cola? I'm trying to cut back on the weed and liquor, man. It's taking a toll."
I said, "Yeah sure, it's in the kitchen. Help yourself."

Then we kicked back and listened to a bunch of Def Jux and Rhymesayers albums and he was like, "Yo, these cats are ill. Motherfuckers actually have talent, unlike those morons in the mainstream arena nowadays. Calling out my name, giving me props and trying to be me and shit. Escpecially that 50 Cent kid. Don't know what his problem is...."

I was like, "Word"