Him...

Birthday: November 26, 1987
Age: 16
Crew: young maf
Biography: suck my dick
Location: nun of your buisness
Interests: smokin,writin smashin yo bitch
Occupation: rapper

Dumb Young Harlem, profile's hilarious like ether gassin...
He ain't even gotta punch, I'm already floored from laughin.
His location's "nun" of my business, spelled like a bitch...
Praise tha Lord! For lettin this pussy find his niche.
About ya biography, I know that's an order you've heard...
Repeatedly, cept you weren't suppossed ta obey, nerd!
And ya did, serviced more cats than a goddamn groomer...
But stayed dressed, didn't wanna reveal tha source of his humor.
So just spit like a spin kick, shit's only effective in fiction...
And make my win more telegraphed, then a Nostrodamus prediction.

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