Heres my story...

I'd just started at my new school since i moced into a different state, anyway i was like at this new school and this guys like you smoke dope, im like fuck yea, so we go have a quick session at lunchtime, after that we were friends. Now this guy im friends with hes like strongest guy in school, hes like don't take shit from none of these fuckas even the bigger guys so im like yea cool.
Im about 170cm tall, and 68 kg, anyway i was in metalwork a couple days later and since i started their this tall mutha fucka Mitch had been giving me shit, jus' bein a dumb fuck and starting to piss me off.
Yea anwyay... so we're in metal work and im doing some welding in the welding bay area with my cousin, my other mate james had like left his motor on the bench some shit he was making,m and that fagget mitch went uip and tryed to start it, then dropped it and broke it on the floor. So i say sarcastically well done, what the fuck you do that for, so he thinks cause hes bout 30cm taller than me that i'll take shit, hes like you wanna make something of it and i go i jus wanna know why you do dumb shit like that. Thren he keeps goin "You wanna make something of it" so i turn around and say your a fuckin dick-head, he starts walkin towards me im like pumped as fuck got the welding mask in my hand, so he walked up to me and i smashed the wel;din mask across the faggets face, then just start firing jabs and hooks, it was funny as fuck cause he didn't expect me togo him, anyway he lands a couple punches on my face so i spin him round into the welding bay push him onto the welding bench then start jsut punding on his face, he landed bout 3 punches on my eye and jaw, but his face was bruised and bleeding a fair bit after wards. After he was on the ground and i was ontop jus opunchin him i get off cause im loike yea teacher 'll be here soon, so i walk off laughing, and the fucker walks up behind me lands a punch on the back of my head, thne starts talkin shit, so i just threw my hardest punch landed right on his jaw like bouncdoggysdog sAid that shut him up. Then i walked off and no one else in the school gave me shit again...

Another time before i moved so dick-head came up to me when i was havin a cigi at the bus stop, cause my friend had given him shit and i was walkin with my friend when it happened, so he comes up and wants me to say sorry, im like wtf you on asbout i ain't doin' shit, so he startes gettin all fired up sayion why you lyin for, then im like you fuckin wog piss off so he punches me in the face i hit my head gainst the brick wall go to get up and fuckin 3 of these azn cunts start hittin me with trolley poles.
I ended up with concusion but ended up getting the greasy mutha fucka back =)