It's been years...

I can't remember the date...
I just know it was after the George Foreman/Alex Schultz fight...

Watched the PPV at the Colorado Club...
(hooray for strippers!)

Got into some shit with some cats there...

Left the club, all drunk, whatever...

They left the club too.

On the road, played car tag, cutting each other off.

At a red light, instead of going forward, they backed up into us...

Nothing major, just a bump.

But that was letting us know it was on.

So, we followed them a couple of blocks...

They drove down a side street and stopped in the middle of it...

I got out and it was on.

Ya know what...

My pussy friend who was driving...

Didn't get out!!!

I took on 3 guys, while my friend drove off with one of them hanging through the driver's side window.
(I guess he'd tried to drag my buddy out so he floored it and took him for a ride against a fence.)

I leveled the first guy with a good shot, but the other two took me to the ground and it was all grappling and flailing from there on.

They hit me alot, but their mistake was not standing up and stomping me.

I blocked most everything they threw and landed pretty effectively myself.

Next thing I know, headlights are right on me/us.

My bud had trashed the guy hanging on to the car and barrelled back at me and the 3 guys.

Almost ran us all over, but he was trying to get em off me.

It worked.

When they saw the Impala SS headlights coming at them, they scattered back to their car.

I got back in (covered in blood) all pissed at my friend like, "Why didn't you come help me???"

And he was like, "You're the dumbass that got outta the car and ran at them!"

And I was like, "I thought you were FOLLOWING ME!!!"

But, it's all good...

Upon close inspection at the closest gas station bathroom...

I was unmarked, the blood on my shirt and jeans wasn't mine...

I took a few shots, but the guys were pussies who didn't know how to fight.

Otherwise, I shoulda been pretty fucked up, but...

When ya know how to fight, and others don't...

Ya tend to do ok anyway, despite the numbers.

At least that's how it went down that night.

Haven't been in another fight since then...

How long ago was that?

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