Woman In Bag: "It's Extra Wide With Extra Thighs! The Blow-Up Mrs. 2004! This Windbag Of Pleasure Will Take Your Breath Away From The Moment You Unpack Her To The Moment You Crack Her!"

Kids Wrestling: "Did You Find It?"

Fatty On Bench: "I Hate To See Those Bench Hoes...With Layers Of Those Fat Rolls...BABY!...It's Wrong Wrah Wrong Wrong Wrong"

Soccer Pic: "Sometimes Elevation Can Be A Struggle"