Oh, you want original eh? How about this.

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put U and I togeth... no wait, I already said that one... to some other girl. Wow, I had no idea slaps hurt so much. But I liked it, so I assume she liked me.

Ok, ok, lemme start over.

Mmm... I lost my phone number, can I have yours? Wait... no, no, I have my phone number right here. It's in my wallet next to a condom that is old enough to have been laced with acid by the Grateful Dead before they ever became famous.

Let's see here...Did it hurt? Y'know, when you fell from heaven? Bah, what am I saying? Of COURSE it hurt! I'm so stupid. Sorry.

How about we just be friends? With privledges?

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Originally posted by Bruklor Nec is just dumb

I'm taking that as a compliment.