I Could Kill This Cat With A Fucking Pink Pencil...
I'll Use This Weak Thing As My Killing Untensil...
So He's Famous Here? The Fuck? I Only Learned His Name This Year...
Plain As Queer Dress Cel Up In Nike To Get His Brain In Gear...
These Bars Dismiss Your Malevolence, Fuck Me? The Hardest Missiles are Celebate...
This States The End Of Cel's Relevance Like Mass Producing Artificial Intelligence...
This Wack Bitch-Herb Think's He Sexier Than Speek EZ... (user title)
His Wack Ass Rhymes Are Like Decaying D-Bris...
He Steals All His Rhymes From The Movie 8-Mile...
It Looks Like Mr. Cel Is Out Of His Stial... (his name = celestial... cel-stial style?)

Next Weapon - Aluminum Foil (if it has been used already... credit card is next weapon)

EDITED FOR WEAPON!