my near death (or it seemed like it) was actually this year (2003) of school... here it goes:

i was in my 4th period class and i was feeling VERY LIGHT-HEADED, so i asked my teacher for a drink... and he sid 'yea, do u feel sick' and i nodded. next thing i know, i went completely blank and i woke up a few hours after that in a hospital...

freaky shit... but im better now...