Thread: My Blue Balls
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Old 01-16-04, 08:21 PM   #1
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My Blue Balls

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This Goes Out To The Girl Who Left Me In My Room Naked And Unfullfilled!!!
..Took the ball and dropped it - lost one for the team
Had a chance and lost it - now your only in my dreams
..Im the loser supreme - at the table - chillin broke
Threw it all up - like bullimics - now my sex lifes a joke
...So i vent at bars - sad stories with an old man
About last nights encounter with my very lonely hand
...Aww Man! Sexual frustration mountin higher
Till it bursts in wet dreams - so these sheets go to the dryer

[REWIND]Last Saturday Night[/REWIND]

..Saturday Night Live Chillin For Real Feelin
Drunk And All These Bitches Lookin For A Dick Killin
What
..My Man Points To The Right - This Girl Got Me In Her Sight
So I Take Another Shot - Roll Up - And Was Like
..."Yo Girl How You Doin" - She Was Like - "I'm Doin Fine
Theres a Party 'Round The Block - Yo You Wanna Unwind?"
...My Dick Was Like "Yeh" - But My Head Was Like "Wait"
"Funnel One More Beer And Then We'll Be On Our Way"
...Yo, One Turned To Four - And - "No" Turned Into "Sure"
Next Thing I Know I'm Acting The Fool Up On The Dance Floor
...That's The Least Of My Problems - Cuz I Sorta Gotta Vomit
But This Bitch Is Still Feelin Me, So I Gotta Act Up On It
...One Thing Led To Another
We End Up Under The Covers

..i take her shirt off - she lifts her skirt - shows me the prize
i can tell she wants the dick by the look in her eyes
..take my pants off - shirt off - bout to score meanin im winnin
close my eyes - start kissin - till my head starts spinnin!
...dinners creepin up slowly and this bitch dont even know me
but i run out the dorm butt naked tossin and stumbling slowly

..The Trojan Wrapper Stayed Wrapped - And I Got No Ass
Fuck Whiskey Dick - This Is Why You Cant Fuck When Your Trashed
..And I'm Pretty Pissed - Cuz When I Came Back - I Didn't Cum
The Bitch Left - The Only Action I Got Was From My Rum

Thanks Alot Rum
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