^actually, getting you back shaved with a straight razor is slightly worse...especially when theres no hair there =/

airports are designed for inconvenience. the baggage check is always so far from the security, and then you need to walk forever to find your flight, hoping to God the clock in your carry-on backpack will stop ticking before the security jumps you and spills blood all over your new sparkley white trainers. Not to mention that airports are always a hue of a certain colour (blue, or red, or green) that makes you think of hospitals. which reminds you of people that died on planes. and you think of every horrible plane story in the history of the world in order to freak yourself out.

however, the one thing i do like about airports is watching the reactions of the people who have just found out that their luggage is in Murmansk.

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