I found a guy at the zoo
but he was way mother fuckin cooler than you
his skin was red his eyes were blue
your not cool enough to be in his crew
I saw a monkey in a cage nearby
he said ooh ooh and i said goodbye
so he flung some poop and a put it on rye
Its better than turkey or peanut butter and jelly
it likes to digest in my belly
you lost this battle so fuck your mom
or maybe you'll go fuck your brother Tom