Well A Couple Of Things:

My Friend Wuz Comin Over To Hang Out Then This Big Ass Rottweiler Comes Outta Nowhere And Starts Chasin Him, He Wuz Bangin On My Window And I Wuz Just Laughin Cuz Rite When He Wuz Doin That The Dog Bit Him In His Ass I Almost Started Pissin Myself. You Shoulda Seen His Facial Expressions

Then The Other Time Wuz When This Girl Wuz Juss Sittin Down In Gym Class A Ball Comes Over And Fuckin Hits Her In The Face, Then She Started Cryin And Wuz Runnin To Get Ice And She Ran Into The Door It Wuz Funny As Fuck