I just took the worse smelling dump in the history of the world.
It didn't even smell like shit, it was more of a dead racoon.
I had to wipe, flush, spray some shit, get the fuck out of the bathroom, Grab a candle, and went back in
When your own crap kicks your ass, it's not a good thing
Swear to god that shit must have once been alive
FUCK MAN, the smells creeping down the hall!!!

True story. That shit bugs me.