Originally Posted by Myk

ask her to smoke a joint mixed with great dane shit, then she smokes it, then when she is high, you accedently give her acid, then when she is acting dumb you say MELLOW OUT MAN! then a cop will come and knock on the window. and she will say "keep on knocking but you cant come in". and when you guys are in court you drink the judges water and find out its vodka its guarnteed to work. IT CANT FAIL!

just make sure you dont look at my cousin's neck