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Originally Posted by Myk
ask her to smoke a joint mixed with great dane shit, then she smokes it, then when she is high, you accedently give her acid, then when she is acting dumb you say MELLOW OUT MAN! then a cop will come and knock on the window. and she will say "keep on knocking but you cant come in". and when you guys are in court you drink the judges water and find out its vodka its guarnteed to work. IT CANT FAIL!

just make sure you dont look at my cousin's neck

you messed it up
it goes like this

ask her to smoke a joint mixed with labrador retriever shit, then she smokes it, then when she is high, you accedently give her acid, then when she is acting dumb you say MELLOW OUT MAN! then a cop will come and knock on the window. and she will say "keep on knocking but you cant come in". and then say um the license is on the back of the car and then say i just thought of somethin real funny, your momma,and when you guys are in court you drink the judges water and find out its "FUCKIN vodka MAN" its guarnteed to work. IT CANT FAIL!

parrot: i wasnt lookin at his neck

^^ funny ass shit,god i love cheech and chong