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so me and my friends hear about this party in kansas, in some cornfield. So we decide, hey we got the gas and the time, lets go.. So we drive the 5 hours from denver to Colby, Kansas. And we get there at like 5:00 PM, way to early for the party.. So we decide to go bowling, as soon as we walk in the door, we are confronted by these 3 girls.. One pinchs my ass and says, "Your a cutie!" and trys to walk off.. But I ain't about to have some bitch pinch my ass and walk off, so I call after her, and I'm like hey, come to this party with us.. So we don't go to party. We go to this kids house, and I bang the shit outta her for like 30 minutes, but only cause the condoms kept breaking.. I knew the bitch for like 45 minutes, it was cool.

my most recent sexual encounter was last friday, I got smashed at some party, passed out in some room.. And these 2 girls kidnap me and bang the shit outta me, then they call my mom, and are like, we are done with your son... where does he live lol, so they took me to my moms place, and I sat and cryed like a little baby how they took advantage of me.. Then the next day I was all happy...