yo
twinkle twinkle little twat
fuck u,u aint down wid dat
when de feds find u,u'll be on de mat
dey could crop u up,u so fat
u see u got in the dam way
" i dont work for no1!" dats wut u say
i no u lying you will av 2 pay
kill fifty people everyday

dere once waz a girl called little bo piep
couldnt get a man so she shaged her sheep
every time she does therez a dogey bleep
wut a retard how de hell does she sleep
every morning she has white over her face
shes losing her friends shes such a disgrace
shes nearly been killed wid everything even a mace
saddly one day she disappered wid out a trace

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