yo I like it when I make my cat Purr (purr)
rub my hand across its back and pet it's fur (fur)
He likes it when I pet him right thurre (thurre)
you know my kitty knews that i curre (curre)
They wont let my kitty in the holiday Inn (inn)
I'm like, let's go kitty, fuck them (them)
even though i really wanted a comfy bed (bed)
so my pussy can give me head (head)

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