Mine is nothing close yo what you guys have, but I'll put it up anyways.

(This was like 3 years ago, when we couldn't drive) Me and my friend were riding our bikes up to Krogers to get some ice cream, it was like 11 at night, and we were acting like idiots.
All of a sudden, as we are crossing the street, this guy yells at us "What up, Bitch!?" Harshly, not your friendly "What up...bitch".
I was like "What up, muthafucka" real loud and harsh, right back, and this dude goes fucking crazy. He skids right, from a left turn lane to get to us, stops in the middle of the road, whips out a gun and says, "What'd you say Muthafucka!!! I'll kill you right now!!!"
At this time, I'd already hidden behind the bushes, he couldn't really see me, but my friend was right there in the open like "It wasn't me, man!!!" He would've been bawling if the guy was there one more minute.
Luckily, his friend in the seat next to him said, "Put that shit away, not worth it". And he did.
Then we went and got ice cream.

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