i'm going to tell a story cause i'm in the mood
about how I killed a stillborn using Mcdonalds food
first he serves me through the drivethrough, he tryin hard to promote
dumb fuck gives me the wrong meal so I return it...... down his throat
that food is bad anyway, he had no choice but to choke and gag
so I helped him by reaching in his mouth and remove the bag
it didn't help much cause he still had too much in his mouth
so I just left him alone, until he passed out.
his fellow mac donald workers rushed to his aid
I just sped away they couldn't trace my getaway


next weapon: A q-tip