So...

Was the dumbass trying to kill himself...

And forgot he was wearing a vest?

Or...

Was he pulling a...

"I wonder what this will feel like?"
(knowing the vest would protect him, just wanted to see how bad it would hurt)

Or...

Did the fucking thing just accidently go off?
(aimed at his upper torso)

Something's rotten in Denmark

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