Yea, i Was Smoking A Cigarette Outside At 4 AM Cuz My Ma Didnt Know I Smoke

AllOvaSudden I Catch Sumthing Out Of The Corner OfMy Eye And Saw That A Small Football Sized Object Was Floating Above My Nayburs House, It Dodged In And Out, Around In Circles, Like Uh..Like...

Sumnthin That Dodges In And Out And Around In Circles

So I Decided THat it Was A UFO.. SO I Picked Up a Giant attling Gun I Had Lying In The Rose Bushes

Fired And Brought That Sunuva Bitch Down, Took My Tottaly Awesome Gun Over To The Wreckoge An Held The Alien Crew At Gun Point, Shot 2 Of Them In The Head Executioin Style With This 45 I Found On The Way Over To The Ship

Then Gave All 5 Of The Others A Colon Cleaning With My Combat Boot I Happened To Be Wearing

Took Turns Kickin Them In The Ass One By One

Then When I Got Tired I Broke Their Necks Put The BOdys Back "In The Wreckoage, Used My Super Human Sterenth To Shape the Wreckaoge Intop A Frisbee

And Shot Them Back Into Space On This Bazooka I Had Im My Back Pocket

Then Went Back And Smoked My Cig... Went In And Went To Bed

Im A Bad Ass

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Nawfik's Out, Back To Chi...........