There is a plane full of blondes and one brunette. As they are traveling, the captain announces that the plane is too heavy and one person must sacrifice herself in order for the plane to be stabalized.

After a few moments of silence, the brunette volunteers herself for the sake of saving everyone else's lives. So they all grab onto an over hanging bar and the captain opens the cargo door. The brunette lets go and is sucked out.

Then all of the blondes started clapping...



Wat's the difference between a Jew and pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the Nazi's say to a black Jew?

Get in the back of the oven.



There are two guys driving down the road and they have a truck that is filled with black bowling balls. As they are driving down the road, they come across two black men standing with a bike. They pull over being the Samaratins that they are and offer the two men a lift. The men accept and climb into the back of the truck.

Soon enough, a little further down the road the truck is pulled over by a policeman, and the officer approaches the two men asking them if he may check their cargo. Apparently there has been some smuggling reported so they are doing random traffic stops. The men say he may and the officer opens up the back of the truck, and his eyes just grow wide. He runs to his patrol car and radios in screaming, "I got a truck filled with nigger eggs! Two of them's hatched and one's already got a bike!"