heres a major joke...lol

Three people walked up to the top of a high mounain...A chinese man....a white man...and a black man....Then they got to the top and the devil appeared..
The devil said"jump off the mountain and yell what you wanna be and ill grant your wish!" so the first person to do that was the chinese man...he jumped off and said "i wanna be a dragon" he turned into a dragon...the white man ran said "i wanna be a rock"....didnt jump off the mountain but turned to a rock anyways...the black man said "damn if this is true its my turn!" the black man Ran so fast...SO FAST SO FAST then he was about to say his wish...But triped over The rock aka *Whiteman* and said "HOLY SHITTTTT" devil said..."you sure...oh well wish granted!" black man turned to a pile of shit.....

The moral of this story is.....be careful what u wish for...u just might get it!