my mom told me were going to hawaii for vacation on the phone
when i got there the natives mistaked me for one of their own
they even got me walking on hot coals
causing burns so deep they looked like holes
finally finishing the path of fire
water on my feet was all i desired
then all of a sudden i saw the cameras and the paid actors
turns out i was really on an episode of fear factor
pissed as fuck and wanting my half mill prize
i punched all of the camera guys

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