a blow dryer? what the fuck would i do witta blow dryer?//
i aint got no hair! whoops you caught me i guess ima known liar//
cause i got hair i just wouldnt bother to use it//
id rather gel my hair straight ina mohawk an listen to alternative music//
ill find alternative uses for this useless device//
plugged in ill drown myself wit you in water an kill myself twice//

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