ima stab ak with the pitchfork he left me in the chest
to pick that weapon he's obviously an ugly hick from the mid west
ill take the fork and make some modifications
peelin 4 of the pricks down to say "fuck you" in sign language
tryin to insert the only prick left into where your heart goes
but it keeps gettin blocked by the button on your overall clothes
so stay over in the mid west where you belong
and not mess with a man from the west where beaches are filled with thongs

next weapon: tissue box