Dear Diary, i'm about to blitz a newbie,
Dead-eye-punk-ass-bitch just blew me like he knew me
Now I'll leave him bent over beggin' I remove ME
You think you're my dad, but where'd you get that notion?
My mom could beat you black and blue like you were running in slow motion,
It's true i'm cold but only in emotion
The word on the street is that your mommy date-raped ya?
She still quite likes you, but I fuckin' hate-ya
I'll go easy on you just to placate her
As for being a wanker, it's time to take you in hand....
To make your dick look bigger just use an elastic band