Gonna give the slight edge to Punch...

Only cuz I love a wrestling reference.

And cuz he had some snappier wit shown.

Al threw nice as well, but a couple of lines didn't vibe for me...
(70's pendant, the closer was like, huh? Are ya diving on him? I don't get it, sorry)

Punch used very herbish bold lettering...
Stop that!

But his stuff was funnier, more impactful, and didn't seem as forced.

Close, but Punch.

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