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Old 01-29-04, 11:34 PM   #23
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Orgasms experienced by recovered virgins are 200% stronger than those by non-virgins.


After regaining their virginity, 34.8% of the users claimed that food tasted better.


In Italy, where the response to SRV has been extremely high, the murder rate has dropped 23.7%.


The death rate among virgins is 300% lower than that among non-virgins.


After completing the virgination process, users' cholesterol level has decreased by an average of 12.4%


The average household income of non-virgins is 34.6% lower than that of virgins.


Newly-recovered virgins test 79.3% higher on the Rhouter-Stanly IQ test.


Virgins are 86.1% less likely to get into hazardous automobile accidents.


Hair loss is 45.6% less prevalent among male virgins than non-virgins.


67% of all American Olympians are virgins.


Mother Theresa and the Pope are virgins.


Extensive testing has shown weight loss is substantially easier while you are a virgin.


Donald Trump first started off as a virgin


^^^supossed facts...lmfao hahaha, thats too fuckin much, these guys are jackasses...
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