Played for the Reds and supposedly threw a game
I did it for the money that's what they claim
I did it but I cant remeber but I remeber that it happened in september
But I wasnt the only one that did it: I'm the only one that got caught
They tried to take me to court and I fought
I swung bats made by louisville slugga
MLB banned me because I was A professional Hustla
But they got sensitive and said I could come back
But when I come back I'ma sling steroids and crack!!



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