axiom and will_getcha, what a wonderful taste in chicks,
I say taste because last night they were both suckin my phat dick,
who am I you ask, well I just got in today,
giving pearl necklaces to da ladies and leaving their boyfriends enraged,
sitting on super sunday with a few wobbly pops and chicken wings,
never fucking prostitutes, don't wanna catch anything,

Live and direct from just north of the border,
Catch you in a bad lie and make you beg like Law and Order,
every once in a while though, i love disarray and disorder,
that's when I catch it all on tape with the camcorder,

Fan of the best team in the NHL,
Wear Jovocop's jersey because when he's on the ice he unleashes hell,
throw Trev's jersey on because when he hits you it's a rung bell,
and Bert's jersey is for when he cross-check you, and you just fell,

Spend my entire day talking to old folks,
Eighteen times I've heard alzheimer's and parkinson's jokes,
and sometimes you just wish they'd up and croak,
and it's because they are angry that they ain't got a job no mo',

That's who I am,
still not giving a damn,
still angry at Uncle Sam,
for giving in to corporate hams,

I am canadian, go canucks go I shout,
you wanted 2 know, this is what I am all about,
just so it leaves you no doubt,
step up to the mic against me,
like Mike, I knock you out.