SHOE
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yo, you start and give me a shoe,
maybe I'll equip it with steel spikes, and moonwalk all over you,
or maybe I'll take it off, just to add to the drama,
and it'll turn into a phone like get smart, calling your mama,
to tell them how you just got abused
when I impale your big ass with my shoe,
and the blood leaks out, sticky like glue,
and I do it so bad that CSI won't identify you.

ZIPPER
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you give me a zipper, worse than a shoe,
like your dick you'll get caught up in it, bloodied and screwed,
the teeth grip your head like a big ass vice,
leave you in a maze of pain, like cosmetic test mice,
punishing you while you're hanging like in a spider's web,
bloodied and battered you wish you were sleeping in your bed,
hands and feet behind you, only thing left is your head,
zipper will guillotine you, and now you're freaking dead.

Next weapon: Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD)