East

1.JKidd
2.Iverson
3.Ron Artest
4.Jermaine Oneal
5.(insert East Center that is worth a damn)

West
1.Francis
2.Kobe
3.Garnett (should be working on second str8 MVP)
4.Duncun
5.Shaq Diesel (he jumped past Yao cuz of he cursed out the reporter,and the fact he shits on Yao everytime they play)