wow, a weapon that's actually worth it's weight,
i'm guessing like 2 tons, or in this case make it 8,
cos i'm filling up the trunk with mj's kiddie bait (mj being michael jackson),
then proceeding to head towards you on a long straight,
first a forward crush, then to a full reverse,
i think i squished him a little, so somebody call the nurse!
oh wait, too late, he needs to conjugate,
before he becomes a number in a death rate,
oh well, he's gone, it didn't take to long,
for him to croak like a toad and sing a swan song,

next weapon: piece of paper.... paper cuts maybe?

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