Isn't it ironic how I can record violence and brutality and that's okay?
But some chick finds me in safeway and runs out of the door to say:
"HOLY SHIT WHO THE FUCK DID THIS... FUCKING PERVERTS"
I'm innocent I tell you.. a pervert?....man that hurts
It's totatly cool to do that you see, I call it natural, you say invasion of privacy?
You were in a public bathroom... ironic... You should be glad I watch you pee
I'm not horny, it's not a disorder.... just sort of a fetish of my owner
It's better than printing pictures from online.. he's saves a bundle on print toner
I don't care what anyone says, fuck our relationship I can salvage it
cuz when ME and my owner is alone in the bathroom is when we are most affectionate


I feel so dirty... lol

A day in the life of a High School student