i was once sailin along tha deep ocean blue...
wit my sister, my girlfriend, and some huricane crew...
who followed me, and would follow you too...
down to tha boondocks where they follow tha Navy suits...
but, yo, saw a ship wit a crossbone and a skull...
came straight for us wit a pointed tip and a rusted hull...
didn't know wat to do but to load them damn cannons...
acted fast and told nobody to panic...
blasted but missed by almost 20 sumtin feet...
so they boarded us wit some musty ol' dirty fleet...
cause they had bout 4 pirate captains workin together...
but they all got greedy and they all just killed each other...
so we sailed away to tha sunset to live and fish another day...
but to us Pirates, it's tha type of livin that we make...

(like tha narrative hook, ARRRRR)

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