....Opener....
After this Battle your More *Fucked-Up-Than-Roofus*
I'll *Upper-Cut-Its-Ruthless*
so Your *Upchuckin-Your-Guts-while-Shoeless*

I can *Manage-My-Threads*
Flat out Retarded - Like I *Hammered-Your-Head*

....Finisher....
I *Open Attack* Your *Hopes-Get-Smashed*
I Know how to *Hold-my-Half* But *Provoke-Collapsed*
Like Usin a Lighter - He's a *Joke-to-Match*
Help this *Lonesome-Lad* Drop from a Tree with *Ropes-Attached*
You'll hear *Unspoken Laughs* as you *Choke-and-Gag*