Funny shit.. lmao!..

I came home one day, and the moaning was so profound..
So I took off up the stairs, be afraid I was so hellbound..
There she laid on the bed with the vibrator stuck in her pussy..
I through off my clothes and told her things are gonna get messy..
But she just ignored me, so I grabbed the vibrator and held it in my hand..
“What the fuck is this?” “Sorry hunny our sex is just to bland”

^^ lmao..

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