Everyone... I'm Gay!
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Freestyle Battle
IP:
this was a freestyle battle i had at my middle school, the flow isn't that good, u could barely hear the beat because of the sound coming from all the crowd.
The kid i was up against was kind of fat and real short, shorter than me, and my name is FairInHeight, so that's kind of what i dissed him about.
this is my verse:
"you funny as hell, still with no laughing rhymes/
i'll do your family a favour and go back in time/
to your birthday 1991, on may 31st/
a stunt in your growth, yo it was an early birth/
I'll tell your mom to be prepared for the worst/
Cause if this is a war, yo I'm declaring it first/
and yo, in hip-hop there ain't room for losers/
tell me,why you got me battling an oompa loompa/
yo if you want Phat beats(fatty beat), talk to zachary/(zachary was the dj)
or go pack some fudge at the chocolate factory/
i leave disaster, as we battled comets hit in the night/
facing me, why is your ego the opposite of your height/
this is his verse:
"i leave the scene wrecked, effect/
the rhymes, and inspect your deck/
from what you spitting, it's all a bore/
just about everything is folkolore/
so what do y'all need an encore/
this isn't a battle, this is war/"
then he was cut off by this kid, so we didn't get to hear the rest of his verse, well that's what he said. he might have said a 1 or 2 more lines, but none of it was punchlines.
The thing that sucked, is he won, because first off it was an audience vote, and second off a bunch of the girls in my school think he's so cute. After the battle a bunch of peopl who actually listened to hiphop told me they just were kidding when they yelled for him, because he was short. We were gonna do a rematch after school, but he backed down, anyways, i'm not trying to pose or anything.
I just wanted it to be judged by actual people with knowledge of rap, so what do you think
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