I wake up in the morning, theres a blunt in my hand
im wondering how the fuck did it get there man
dont know but its a strawberry white owl
i got a dime i havnt smoked, but first ill take a shower
i walk into the bathroom and what do i see
beer cans in the pot where flowers used to be (damn)
im wondering did someone slip me some drugs
now i was even more pissed off when i looked in the tub
about a hundred fucking butts, and i dont smoke cigarettets
whoever did this better be having regrets
i proceed to the left grab the blunt and head for the balcony steps
but not to surprise my living room was full of mess
pizza boxes roaches and im not talking bout bugs
but that really didnt upset me cause i love the bud
then a migrain came like someone hit me with a club
and a naked white girl transforms from my rug
she was like yo i loved the party and stuff
and how i was the best that she ever fucked
then i hear beeping and im wondering what was up
listened in, i could hear it clearer now it was under a cup
lift it up and a beeper sat there with numbers that was
two one two six five eight three, twenty six nineteen
then a flash back, a nigga telling me how to make nice cream
(he said heres half a key see now dont get this lost
you new to this, so watch for bitches they start wars
i wasn't confused or shit, i said give me mine ill get yours)then my day dreaming was interupted by two paws
i turn around and saw a pitbull watching me
it was my dog tiger, he probrally just got out a sleep
he started barking see, so i knew he wanted a walk
grabbed his leach put it on him and proceed to the front door
when i got there i was applaud because my handles missing
turn around to see it sitting on a counter in the kitchen
damn good riddings, had to steal charlie brown
cause now i really didn't know what the fuck was going down
whatever fuck it now i put the handle back in the door
opened it up to see about 15 dead bodies lying on the floor
this is a mystery that could only be solved by the lord
then im back in my bed somehow, that dream was quite raw

hahaha it was all a dream nigga damn some crazy shit huh!!!!:lol:

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BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF MOTHER-FUCKERS