Normally, I'd be stumped for personals -
I'd scratch heads and smash guitars. .
But, dude did me the favour; in the form of an Ash Ketchum avatar
Pokemon master -
I've got a secret, & I'll share it with you, lame. .
Real writers don't respect losers who accept inherited crew names
That means you -
trust me, too: I don't mean to hate on feigned gays. . But,
Your girl says your crew name isn't your only abbreviated mainstay
A filler-full verse -
Trust, you shouldn't fret with friendly drawls. .
What's with the extra periods? Looks like Mom wouldn't accept menopause
When I'm finished, it's over -
You know that my level lights up men. .
& when I say, 'Die, verse!' I don't just want you to never write again
You could've had a chance at winning -
Say, suppose you had bottled wins. .
Would your structure still rival that of Rosie O'Donnell's chin(s)?
At every loss the youngeoun cries -
In fact, this trick held passioned riots. . But,
I haven't dropped so many 'pro'teins since I ditched the Atkins diet

I can end this shit uneven. HA!

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