I put a Yankee cap on ya and strut ya ass down ta Boston
It won't be 20 minutes till some latinos come accostin'
and while you mumble to a fake clown they hit ya in da brown
Who knew a pinstripe jersey would be your wedding gown?
ya tossed down to da ground like pedro on don zimmer
next to give your lady friend an old fashioned beantown rimmer
throw what's left of long beach in the lost and found
that bitch will know to never tread again in Boston now...

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