E-yo, I'ma newbie on this site but I got vets challengin' me
It must be my karma, but no worries, I'll merk this guy, see
This guy doesn't really understand the true essence of rappin'
Sorry dog, u have no future in rhymes, but u got talent in actin'
Cause you sign on to Rap Battles actin' like your ass is real hard
I'm a basketball man, not football, but even I can punt ur ass far
Normally, I would spare this wack shit the pain of badly losin'
But I'm in a bad mood, so I'll fuckin' merk those of my choosin'
Deep down he wants to shock the world, but all he can pick up is static
Right now I ain't even thinkin', merkin' this muthafucka is automatic
I can understand your reasoning by wantin' to battle every newbie
Cowardice, but battlin' me? You might as well scream "school me"
Why are you even on this site? Your only interest is basketball
I can't really understand why this wack shit is in rankings so tall
But that's the way the cookie crumbles, I'll just have to eliminate
I got about as much respect for u that from heaven on u I'll ejaculate
I have fighting talent, enough to do lyrical surgery on you, my Brethren
Here comes thy father, time to perplex ur mind, better go grab ur Excedrin.

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