I'd start by wakin up drowsy in a little bed,
Take a look at my little girl make her give me a little head,
I walk to take a piss and felt dissappointed,
I had to take a shit but last time I fell in the toilet,
In and outta the shower and throw on my son's clothes,
I reach up to unlock the door but don't even come close,
I get my kid to come and give me a boost,
I'm only two steps out the house before I get the abuse,
I'd go and kill myself but I'd only be a statistic,
Another suicidal mutha fuckin mudget!


Day in the life of the nerdy did in school