I'm as big as your momma when she was havin' you
Eating glue chewing shoes I'll eat her fuckin' pussy too
Not to be taken? You'll be taken up the ass
I'm fat, not faken I'll eat anything but glass
Cuz it'll smash while it's tryna be passed, through my anus
You skinny people are lamers tryna blame us
Fat fucks for shit when all we do is sit on our butts
So what's up with that, sounds to me like it's whack
Oh God, here comes a heartattack

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