A DAY TO LIVE? The fuck is this crazy shit?/
I'd drink all the beer in the world, wait, that'd make me sick/
I know, I'll try some hydro.......nope I'm scared of water/
Crack.......unh uh..........thats somethin I wouldn't dare to order/
Bitches? I like 'em, but they don't like me back/
So I guess the only thing I got left to do just might be rap/
I won't even claim to be merkin ya'll as I ride/
Ya know I'll probably get caught jerkin off when I die/