Lets start this off easy/
Dan ya not the man/
and ya rhymes just corn-cob-cheesy/

Your 7 years older, and still cant rhyme back/
You work full time, yet you get less change then a '50-cent' sound-track/

Dan, Stop, Just dont cypher/
Im so fast~you cant see this/
Dan, Quit, ya not a fighter/
Your pussy ass Punk from Eatsville, and you cant beat-this/

Your structure was weaker then that of a tee-pee/
Shiba, shaba, aba, me me, you couldnt defeat me, this is a cyper, not a guilty plea/

You couldnt smoke if your name was cheech, and i was chong/
Your rhymes are empty, just like ya bong/

You didnt diss once and hardly rhymed in that entire verse/
I'm just a newbie, but your lines are 10 times worse/

Your shit was all good a week ago/
Cuz your old, and wrecked, i destroyed ya pride~along with ya ego/
Listen to me go/i can flow/in more ways than ya know/ask ya mom, i gave her 3cent for a blow/

So in closing, i like to say..../
Pimp ta Pimp/
Dont Hate the playa, hate the gay.../