Dang child...*headshake*... what don't you get, why not try reading between the lines young cub? Man do I gotta break down all my thesis, and go through a full analysis for yall laymen asses, I told ya yall ain't even on my level, but just to incomplicate things during voting time, I edited my verse for better clarification and shall disect this for yall one time:
YO, who the hell names himself, "CarsonJetX2", ya blunt head???!/
This pancee wack like at pictures of his scanned ass printed off Epson InJet S300/
<< Str8 talking, this mean he scans his ass, prints it, then wacks off at it, it also implies the 2ble meaning that his name, style, flow, and whole persona get up is wack>>
So yo record proves you succeeded on riding '36' dicks, but whimpered off on 'eleven'/
And you choked on '1 Oral', but when V3N()M busts to chalk the scoreboard, your title stats will be evened/
<<Now, what I'm trying to say here is that he got his text battle record of 36/11 by riding 36 dick votes as a bribe, and he failed 11 times because he couldn't take it, and jumped off too soon, and his Audio record was 2/1 because he choked on one dick, that's why I referred to that 1 audio lost as ORAL because it had something to do with his mouth--->Yet I go on to say that when I BUST MY NUTS, I'LL KILL THE SCOREBOARD and render his record columns back to even meaning it's be 36/12 and 2/2 when we through.
Dweeb, why bite yo tag off a tennis racket, when yo lines hit my pro balls you get served, like at Wimbleton/
<<Here I'm just depicting a pun, "lines" meaning the lines on a tennis racket, which is referred to his rhymes bouncin off my balls, then I done served his ass. No drift, got it?
"Hereby, in recognition of Edgar Carlson Jr., who completed the Butler Masters Honors from the academics courses at Madison..."/ "OOOOOHHHH CAARLLSON!!!... My remote and whiskey... here play me your violin, ahh such in-extraodinairy life of a simpleton"/
<<<Here I'm pretty much just dissing him as if to make fun of him as a Preppy Playboy whose a butler in real life, plays the violin and has no life than to front on these rap boards.>>>
Out-casted by the Jetson's dog, yo cheap script be the reason why yo home queen be on lil' wee-wee William Hung/
<<What's worst than funny over here is that he was out-auditioned by a dog for the original Jetson's Dog cartoon voice, and his whole lyrical approach is so lame that even his girl chooses to bang wit that American Idol reject over him>>
Sold out by yo own campus crew, College Ho, ya can't get "The Perfect Score" wit the cheat sheet slit 'tween yo thong, as if you'd qualify the IQ contest only if it requires g-string on/
<<And even his own crew disowns and banishs him in public, and if you seen the movie "The Perfect Score"... he's such the biggest dumb blond that wins the rep of sleeping aroung wit guys to top the list on what he regards the perfect score, that come time for the S.A.T.'s this blond bimbo actually thinks he gon get another "Perfect Score" by literally slipping the cheat sheet to hide up in his clit.
Please keep rewound *V33B5TAR's GREATEST R.B. CLASSIC*, this bottomost pre-heat rung need be unsung,
>>> This means that I forever hold the greatest R.B. Champion Title and Legendary Bout of All Time, as to belittle this minor street scruff wit him which is considered the be at the bottom of the title ladder.
I dub thee "FEMCEE CHEE-CHIN-CHONG", >> I'm callin him a female mc dopehead here.
CHECK IN MONDAY, SEE ME WON, YOU PRESS DELETE ON YO VERSE BEFORE 11, AND TAKE OUT YO SESAME STREET TO LUNCH!>> And lastly this I believe is self-explanitory, but if yall still too slow to catch on already, it means that's he finally checks in monday morning right before 11, actually gets to posting his verse up, then convinces himself that my verse would abolish his, and deletes it, pussys out, and takes his lil toy SESAME STREET LUNCH BOX OUT FOR LUNCH.
AIGHT SO THAT SHOULD KILL ANY OTHER QUESTIONS AND PUT ALL DOUBTS TO REST< NOW SHOULD CARLSON ACTUALLY COMEBACK BEFORE 11AM MONDAY, YALL DON'T HAVE ANY EXCUSES AS TO NOT BACKING UP YALL VOTES, GOOD LOOKIN OUT CARLSON JR! BUOYAKA BOOAYE!