Aight yo, you're way too slow, so here I go.

Lezz talk 'bout this ho, DisasterPeice four-two-oh
Couldn't even find this thread, cause she's just a little slow.
Guess it's to be expected - she's spittin' from down south,
Less shit comes out her ass, than ejects out of her mouth.
But seriously yo, that's a witty sig you're sportin' there,
pink's a pretty color, I hear it matches the frilly underwear.
Okey, just bein' silly babe - but here's a handy lesson
It goes 'I' then 'E'; you shoulda hit school instead of gettin paid for undressin'.
You got a flow all your own - out of all the southern lasses,
your spittin's tacky and slow, like a big ole spout of molasses.
You musta been tanked when you stepped up against me,
Normally I charge for rape, but for you, this one's free.
Now I'm almost done, and it's my sincerest hope,
that you take a look at yourself, and make a noose out of the nearest rope.
If not, then take a look at my verses, and maybe you'll learn somthin',
Or maybe not, 'cause afterall you're just a country bumpkin.